MegaMan slowly looked over the clerk. Or at least it was slow for him. After the careful 9 millisecond scan, MegaMan made his order. “I would like a Coca-Cola.”
“One Coke,” the clerk said menacingly into his microphone. “To go.”
“Actually,” MegaMan said, looking the clerk in the eyes. “I would like to drink it here. I’m looking for a man.” MegaMan paused and looked around the room. All eyes that weren’t on him only had him in his sights now. “A man who calls himself...Bucho.” There was a room-wide “oh, don’t know him” as all tension left the room and everyone went back to their meals.
“Honestly, I don’t know any Bucho.” The clerk wiped the sweat off his forehead and handed the drink to MegaMan.
“Good, I was really looking for Paula Polestar anyways.” A few audible spit-takes went out and MegaMan grabbed the clerk by the neck. He put the blaster arm, which was beginning to charge up, into his chest and asked more directly. “Where is Paula?”
“How would I know? I’m a 40 year old guy working burgers. Why should I know Paula?” He started stammering and that blaster started humming louder. “Twoson! She’s in the middle of Twoson.” MegaMan didn’t move at all as the blaster came close to reaching maximum power. “In that preschool, right next to the pizza place and bus station! What else could you want?”
“A toilet.” The clerk pointed towards the bathrooms and he was finally let go. MegaMan rushed to that bathroom and blasted directly into the toilet. He flushed and that energy blast was sucked into the sewage system. “You might not want to go there,” MegaMan announced as he left the burger place.
“Yes.”
“What’s up?” Another long, awkward pause. “Do you want to come over here?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I have a feeling something horrible will happen today so I wouldn’t mind having someone like you around just in case. See you here, bye.” Paula hung up and got ready for Ness while Ness took his gutsy bat down off the wall and headed off.
“No way, robotbag.” Paula used PSI Fire, which was simply met by one of MegaMan’s rockets. The explosion knocked them both to separate ends of the house.
MegaMan let out a weak energy blast, which kept Paula down as he grabbed her by the waist and jumped back to the ground with her. “Stand back,” he ordered. MegaMan threw Paula onto the lawn and Ness was finally there to fight back. He delivered a punch to MegaMan’s helmet and MegaMan just blasted Ness in the chest. The impact sent Ness onto the lawn, right next to Paula.
MegaMan looked at Ness and Paula as he started charging his blaster. Paula was just starting to get back up from all she went through, but couldn’t bring herself to go after MegaMan again. “Your group of four destroyed many a robot friend of me. I have nothing to live for now but revenge. And finally, my robotic life is complete!” The blaster hit maximum power and Megaman sent a huge blast of energy straight through Paula’s house. The massive explosion drove MegaMan insane with power. “Mwahahahaha!”
His evil laugh sent shivers down Paula’s spine, but there were more pressing matters than a laugh. “Oh no,” she cried out. “MegaMan X blew up my house!”
Ness had just gotten up and looked MegaMan in the eyes. “Hey you,” Ness said in a low growl. “I’m gonna whack your butthole!”
MegaMan smacked his metallic rear and taunted back. “Oh you wouldn’t. I am unstoppable. Whack if you are able to. Which you won’t. Because robots always win. And I’m the robot here.”
“Whatever dude. Eat PSI, loser.” Ness let out an intense blast of PSI Rockin. MegaMan had been taken off-guard and the force of the blast knocked both his arms off.
“How unfortunate. May we call a truce?”
“We sure can,” Ness said, taking out his bat. “A truce of pain!”
“But that’s now how truces work!” MegaMan took a hard hit to the head despite his protest. “I don’t even feel pain, so why make a ‘truce’ about it?” Ness delivered his hardest whack yet, completely caving MegaMan’s face in. “Hey man, that’s not cool,” MegaMan tried to say, but it was all inaudible.”
“That’s it,” Ness declared, turning MegaMan over. “It’s time to shut you up for good.” Ness wiped the palms of his hands on his shorts and got a better grip on his bat. He threw what was left of MegaMan into the air and SMAAAASHed him directly in the “butthole”. This butthole violence ruptured one of the batteries, causing Mega Man X to explode in mid-air.
“Oh Ness, where ever will I live now?”
“In a world without robots!” Ness got a kick out of his own joke and went into a laughing fit. Paula grabbed the Gutsy bat out of his hands and Ness’s butthole was whacked violently many a time.
FIN