Sunday December 7, 199X
Dear Diary,
I got a football thrown at me today. I got hit in the crotch and was taken down. That'll happen to anyone after a big object to the crotch. It was Pokey that threw it. If it wasn't Pokey, he would be so dead. He threw the ball quite a few times after I had gone down, so I was down for a while. He seemed to be pretty freaked out when I got up. That's why I don't tell him about my PSI skills yet. I can't do much yet, but PSI Lifeup comes in handy at times like this. Liar X. Agerate seems busy lately. I saw him stepping out once and he was covered in dirt. Things are getting fishy, no pun intended, at the arcade where all the sharks hang out. I'm sure the mayor will bust them eventually.
Monday December 8, 199X
Dear Diary,
Things have taken a turn for the better. I had my yo-yo out and "accidentally" hit Pokey in the crotch. Vengeance is mine. He was down for a while. That punk deserves it. Dad found out and was so pleased. He put about $200 in my bank account for that. I was expecting so much less. I only got $5 when I beat on Lenny.
Tuesday December 9, 199X
Dear Diary,
I ended up going shopping today. School was cancelled. They had a pipe burst or something. I went down to Twoson. It's a great place. I bought one of those gaming systems. I bought a SNES. I ended up getting this cool looking game called "Earthbound". It came in a huge box and had a player's guide and everything. I'll start playing tonight.
Wednesday December 10, 199X
Dear Diary,
This game is so addictive. We had today off because they're still working on the pipe burst. They probably haven't even brought anyone in yet. They're probably just having the cops block the hallways off. Their roadblocking experts haven't had any real work in a long time. Well, back to the game. It's about these four kids in Eagleland who have to stop "Giygas", an intergalactic alien. It's pretty funny too. And addictive. I'm in twoson already.
(Date is illegible. It is assumed that the entry took place Thursday December 11, 199X
Dear Diary,
Do you remember when I said the game was addictive? I meant it. In summers...12 cans of jolt...ow my eyes feel like...tired. School was cancelll(pen runs off the page)
Friday December 12, 199X
Dear Diary,
I got a bit more sleep last night. As you can tell, I fell asleep during the last entry. We went the whole week with no school. It looks like they're trying to fix it themselves. I'm so close to beating Earthbound. Here we go.
Saturday December 13, 199X
Dear Diary,
I was so close to beating Earthbound. It looks like I won't be beating it anytime soon. This huge mass of whatever comes barging in and says he's going to kill me except he tries to be all fancy like the bad guys in the movies. He game me 15 more minutes or whatever to live, so I guess I can't beat earthbound. He says he's Giygas and found me through Earthbound. Whatever. Ow. Hey buddy, my 15 minutes weren't over yet. Can't you make it 15 hours or something? I was right in the cave of the past. Dang, that's the typical space dominator for you. You can't negotiate with those fools. Dieing tickles.